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Deep Thoughts Book of Postcards
Jack Handey Manufacturer: Andrews Mcmeel Pub ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0836232062 |
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Who do we need to bother to get this book back in print?.......2004-02-08
Is he insane? Fortunately, yes.
Is he outrageous? Ridiculous? Completely outside? ABSOLUTELY!!!
Which is why we ALL love him! And which is also why we keep a stack of "Deep Thoughts," "Deeper Thoughts," "Deepest Thoughts," and "Fuzzy Memories," in the guest bathroom. If your 'guest' is "PLU" (People Like Us), we know they're not going to be coming out of that bathroom any time soon... And when they do come out? Expect them to be ready for any and all things deep!
(You may also just want to check and make sure they don't steal your books. You don't know them THAT well... And besides, YOU still steal things sometimes...)
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT LITMUS TEST!
Pay Careful Attention: What if someone you know doesn't 'get' Jack Handey? (Wha?)
Sadly, it HAS happened... In Papua New Guinea, once; He's not real popular on Easter Island, either. He doesn't translate well in Rapa Nui, apparently. Anyway, just LISTEN, WILL YOU?! JEEZ!
Tell you what. You run across someone who doesn't 'get' Jack Handey? You should be grateful. You just potentially saved yourself untold grief, time, and effort by weeding out an acquaintance who, as it turns out, IS NOT "PLU." You may now, with a clear conscience AND in proud possession of a highly evolved sense of humor, my friend, eliminate this person now and forever from your Christmas Card List!
Simplify your life. (Who WAS that person, anyway?! And who invited them?!?) (And by now, HELLO! Who Cares?)
Which brings us now to the most IMPORTANT point:
The Book of Postcards is apparently "out of print." This is a most unfortunate massive BUMMER. I would like to suggest that we put some pressure on Universal Press Syndicate, or Jack himself (but in a really nice, cool way, like, "Hey, dude, we really like your stuff! So, can you, like, talk to those folks in Kansas City about printing some more postcards? 'Cause they're all out, Man!!!) Because, Damn it! Somebody's GOT to do SOMETHING!!!
How about these classics:
"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, 'cause man, they're gone!" (Genius.)
Or, how about the one where he says he doesn't think clowns are funny - in fact they're kinda scary. (He doesn't know why, but he thinks it might go back to the time he went to the circus and a clown killed his dad!) That's Utterly Priceless!!! (I can NOT tell that with a straight face.)
Or how about, "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a BIGGER man to LAUGH at that man!" Brilliant.
In closing, I just want to say that I wholeheartedly agree with Jack on one of his more serious issues: It really is too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
Jack Handey was my best friend, Ed Olson,'s favorite humorist.
Ed Olson, who left this planet August 16, 2003 (but will never ever be forgotten), was a HOOT, and he LOVED Deep Thoughts.
For Ed's birthday, year before last, I made color copies of my 12 favorite Deep Thoughts postcards (And the guy at Kinko's didn't even bug me, I couldn't believe it!) and turned them into wine labels for a CASE OF Santa Margherita PINOT GRIGIO!!! He LOVED it!!! (Not a bad idea, Jack - you should think about it!)
Anyway, on behalf of Ed and myself, and everyone who is curious, or just plain wants these postcards REAL BAD: Jack Handey, YOU RULE!
So LET'S GO, PEOPLE!!
And hey, how about you, Marta? Come on! Whose side are you on, anyway? Let's make Universal Press Syndicate or whomever is standing in the way see the light and BRING THE POSTCARDS BACK!!!! :)
Think about the mail carriers everywhere who can experience a belly laugh in their long and often arduous day of delivering otherwise boring mail. Let's give them postcards WORTH READING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
(I hear Jack writes all Steve Martin's material now, by the way.)
So that's about it. Is anybody else warm in here?
:)
I have never laughed so hard........1999-08-22
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Studio Portrait Photography of Children and Babies
Marilyn Sholin Manufacturer: Amherst Media ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 158428000X |
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Photographing children and babies constitutes a large portion of the business in most portrait studios. Working with young children who are nervous or uncooperative can present a formidable challenge for the photographer. Beginning with infants, this book discusses the specific details of photographing children at every stage of growth, addressing age-specific psychology and attention spans. Technical information on posing and lighting, including props, backgrounds, low- and high-key lighting, and special effects, is supplemented with advice on making children comfortable and cooperative. Special attention is given to how sights and sounds will soothe a baby and get his or her attention for the best portrait.Customer Reviews:
Great book for Studio photographers.......2005-10-26
For stock studio photographers only.......2002-12-18
A Must Read for A Children's Studio.......2002-03-11
Studio Portrait Photography of Children and Babies.......2002-02-13
Studio Portrait Photography of Children and Babies.......2000-08-17
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Happiness is a Sad Song (Peanuts)
Charles M. Schulz Manufacturer: Cider Mill Press ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover Similar Items:
ASIN: 1933662107 |
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happiness is... this book!.......2007-01-10
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Happiness Is a Sad Song
Charles Schulz Manufacturer: DETERMINED PRODUCTIONS INC ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000TX9N9W |
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HAPPINESS IS A SAD SONG
Manufacturer: Scholastic ProductGroup: Book Binding: Mass Market Paperback ASIN: B000I4MX58 |
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Happiness Is a Sad Song
Charles M Schulz Manufacturer: UNSPECIFIED VENDOR ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: B000UDXK68 |
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Happiness Is a Sad Song
Charles Schulz Manufacturer: SCHOLASTIC BOOK SERVICES ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000UD1ESE |
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Happiness Is a Sad Song
Charles M Schultz Manufacturer: Scholastic Book Services ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000TTIK18 |
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1st Scholastic edition of happiness is a sad song
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Happiness is a Sad Song
Charles M. Schulz Manufacturer: Scholastic Book Services ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000LCMB1I |
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Italian Without Words: An Illustrated Guide to Italian Hand Gestures
Jay Leone Manufacturer: S.P.I. Books ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 1561710261 |
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Napoleon: Abel Gance's Classic Film
Kevin Brownlow Manufacturer: Jonathan Cape ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000OOIXBU |
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Napoleon: Abel Gance's Classic Film
Kevin Brownlow Manufacturer: Alfred A. Knopf ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 0394533941 |
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An Amazing Tale.......2004-02-10
But all these very famous stories of dramatic productions pale in comparison to the story of the making - and reconstruction - of Abel Gance's magnificent silent epic Napoleon (1927). Brownlow, who appears to have been the prime mover behind the incredible revival of this film through the late 1970s and early 1980s, tells a story of a film epic that was practically ignored in the hype over the new hi-tech "talkies".
Abel Gance's "Napoleon" suffered indignity after indignity as it was first butchered by money-minded studios in America wanting to suppress foreign creativity, then turned into a patched-up sound film, and finally totally forgotten by all but a very few; the remaining fragments of film rotting in film archives throughout the world.
Were it not for young Brownlow's rediscovery of the film in little 9.5mm abridgements in his local store in Englkand, then it is likely that the film "Napoleon" would never have been rediscovered. Thanks to Brownlow's virtual obsession over this film, he broke through all barriers to find more and more of the film, finally being the main force in its reconstruction. Through it all we hear of vast and distasteful conspiracies against Brownlow's work; of archives jealously guarding the remains of the film uintil they literally rot away; of obsessive - and cruel - collectors determined to do the same; of massive commercial intereasts, heartless and money-minded, threatening to strangle the project several times over - of painstaking restoration with mylar tape and scissors.
Beyond that, we hear of triumphs; the exciting discoveries, over and over, of new pieces of film; new sequences whose genius was a little too much for their timel; of the incredible reception the film received in 1981-3 with the new restorations, especially the french restoration of 1982; and above all, the moving reminisces of visiting the aging, seriously embittered, and very egotistical Abel Gance himself!
This book is about as dramatic as stories about the making of a film can get. Although Brownlow descends into abject worship fairly often - Abel Gance seems like a rather unpleasant fellow to me - and his obsession sometimes gets a little disturbing and "on the nose", there can be no doubting his enthusiasm and joy in his task. We feel for him every time he discovers a never-before-seen sequence of incredible genius; or when he finds that a certain hostile collector has let his copy of the film rot to pieces. It is a real adventure story; a story about a film, that goes way, way beyond mere box office receipts and the Hollywood process. This is a real story of guerilla film restoration!
Of course, the book also is a wonderful introduction and companion to the film itself - already released on DVD in Australia and England, and shortly to be released on DVD in the US. My own opinion of the film is that it is a film more full of great scenes, than being a great film overall. Not surprising since Gance originally wanted to do a Peter Jackson and film a series of six films simultaneously! This film was only meant as a mere introduction. I also agree with Brownlow that the film's major failing is self-indulgence. Some of the snazzier special effects seem to overshadow the story - again, a bit like Peter Jackson...
Please note this; that the versions released on VHS and DVD are NOT the full restorations. The US Coppola Version of 1981 is a rather cut-down version of Brownlow's UK Version. It has also been speeded up to 24 fps, making Napoleon a little jittery. The UK version will probably never be reloeased on video or DVD, which is a terrible pity, even though I like the tinting (well, maybe the red is a little too strong) and the Coppola soundtrack which are only found on the US version.
The real pity is that the SECOND Brownlow restoratioin of 5h 13m, the French version, will probably also never be released This was made shortly after the UK version, with music by Carl Davis. That is a version of Napoleon I would like to see! (though, again, lacking the tinting of the US version.)
One final point about the DVD/VHS: the triptychs, which occur at the end, look pretty bad on a TV screen. This is because the only choice is to shrink the image to fit like a "letterbox" image in the screen., Inevitably this damages the impact of the last sequence.
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Disembodied Voices: Music and Culture in an Early Modern Italian Convent
Craig A. Monson Manufacturer: University of California Press ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 0520088751 |
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Piecing together 200 years of convent history, this engaging narrative tells the story of the nuns of Santa Cristina della Fondazza--gifted singers, instrumentalists, and composers who used music to circumvent ecclesiastical authority and to forge links with the world beyond convent walls. Craig Monson reconstructs the daily lives of Italian nuns, often in their own words, and relates their musical life to the broad social context in which it unfolded. He introduces a virtually unknown nun composer, relating her family history and how the convent allowed her creativity to flower. The study is meticulously researched, marvelously detailed, and entertaining to read.
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Disembodied Voices: Music and Culture in an Early Modern Italian Convent.: An article from: Notes
Jane Bowers Manufacturer: Music Library Association, Inc. ProductGroup: Book Binding: Digital ASIN: B00096PQGS Release Date: 2005-07-28 |
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This digital document is an article from Notes, published by Music Library Association, Inc. on December 1, 1996. The length of the article is 3028 words. The page length shown above is based on a typical 300-word page. The article is delivered in HTML format and is available in your Amazon.com Digital Locker immediately after purchase. You can view it with any web browser.
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Disembodied Voices: Music and Culture in an Early Modern Italian Convent.: An article from: Renaissance Quarterly
Elissa Weaver Manufacturer: Renaissance Society of America ProductGroup: Book Binding: Digital ASIN: B00098CJLQ Release Date: 2005-07-28 |
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This digital document is an article from Renaissance Quarterly, published by Renaissance Society of America on September 22, 1998. The length of the article is 1662 words. The page length shown above is based on a typical 300-word page. The article is delivered in HTML format and is available in your Amazon.com Digital Locker immediately after purchase. You can view it with any web browser.
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The Bloodstone Lands (AD&D 2nd Ed Fantasy Roleplaying, Forgotten Realms, Bk+Map, FR9)
R. A. Salvatore Manufacturer: TSR Inc. ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 0880387718 |
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A great campaign sourcebook.......2003-12-30
The best in the series.......2000-06-22
an extremely well done overview of the bloodstone lands.......1999-10-03
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The Mortgage-Backed Securties Workbook: Hands-On Analysis, Valuation, and Strategies for Investment Decision-Making
Andrew S. Davidson , and Michael D. Herskovitz Manufacturer: McGraw-Hill ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 1557389152 |
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Although designed to be used with the Mortgage-Backed Securities book, this workbook contains sufficient explanatory material to stand alone. You will discover ways to: Successfully calculate MBS prepayment rates; Combine MBS analytical techniques for maximum effect; Understand and manipulate scenario, binomial and option-adjusted spread analysis.Customer Reviews:
Excellent book; stands on its own.......2001-10-24
The topics are covered in enough detail to answer all those small questions I have. In addition, it's the only book I've found that leads the reader through the details of building a simple prepayment model. There are some advanced questions in the book for more mathematically inclined readers.
Limited, but Very Good Nonetheless.......2001-07-08
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